Top 10 List of Blarney Songs that are about something other than what you thought they were about …

(10) Troublesome zip in Nick's “Dan the Man” pants …
-  The Fly

(9)  Teenage runaway being returned to her mother by the Police for the seventh time …
-  I’ll Take you Home AGAIN Kathleen

(8)  The challenge you undergo trying to race backstage from one wing to the other through a tangle of bodies, costumes and cables, when you realise you’ve left your prop on the wrong side
-         The Voyage

(7)  The way we coped with the stress of late night dress rehearsals in that final week before the show opened …
-         Seven Drunken Nights (or Whiskey in the Jar)

(6)  The nasty flu virus that spread around the cast making most of us sick at one time or another …
-         Catch Me If You Can

(5)  Dedicated to the helpers who got the hall spic & span ready for opening night …
-         Do You Want Your Old Lobby Washed Down

(4)  That tight feeling of an impending coronary attack you feel after having rehearsed McNamara’s band for the 102^nd time in a row …
-         Heart’s Cry

(3)  How Many pieces of cake Kim can eat in the half time break …
-         Sweet Sixteen

(2)  What we yell as Miranda & Ellie race past to change into their potato sack costumes …
-         Go Lassie Go

(1)  What you see a lot of in the men’s dressing room …
-         Cockles and Mussels